the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
ITS A DOCUMENTARY
Frank: Well, sorry, Arthur, but there is absolutely no way we are going all the way across town to pretend to be ghosts. Certainly out of the question.
Sadie: Agreed. So very sorry, Arthur.
Frank: ...Sadie, love, I was expecting you to contradict me in a goodhearted way.
Sadie: Not tonight.
Frank: ...But Arthur needs us.
Sadie: He does not. If he can come here, he can go to haunt his mother. Precisely nothing hangs in the balance.
Frank: ...But he wants us to help him.
Sadie: Well, what's the worse that could happen? The nice people he likes stop being haunted for no reason? Good for them!
Frank: ...He needs that house haunted and he needs to make amends with his mother. He can't do both.
Sadie: ...Frank, if you wish to haunt a house, say, "Sadie, I wish to haunt a house!"
Frank: ...I REALLY DO SO MUCH.
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up