current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress
Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.
Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life
the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level