pernillo:

heydonny:

crabkind:

can i be the only herp for you

RUBBED BY A UNICORN

AND I’M STILL NOT WEARING PANTS

because you’re the only derp for me

kris likes large objects in his mouth

i need to adjust my horn

nuke it from orbit

DON’T FISH EAT OTHER FISH

highest quality donny available here
everything is hipster rent
don vito can’t touch my shit
other people who aren’t as great as we are
not an mcr poast
now if only i could teach it to hiss
you are trashing my ponies

matt’s girlfriend is dressing as Matt’s gay angel crush

a clock knitting a Fourth Doctor scarf

davros in a leather bikini

me and Kathy are ADULTS you guys!

awesome people watching awesome shit

not going to equate a cool character with Uncle Ernie

wEAR ALL THE GOGGLES KATHY

imagine the sort of scientifically sound monsters he could think of

though the only opportunity would be if the Basterds went to Django Unchained this Christmas

hey it’s a funny word for vagina

should I start putting a Magician costume together yet?

one of my best friends is Remus

much more satisfying than dueling Ravenclaws or Hufflepuffs

except that it’s not whiskey

seriously I cannot handle my excite for this movie

omar don’t abide this sort of culinary behavior

cons for Matt are about the barroom

kathy you read slow

sHORLACK LOVES YOU

At one point I wanted a Dalek to sing a love duet.

I’ve since decided this is far too gimmicky.

Now it’s concluding with a full-cast kickline with supporting actors in costume as various companions all wearing a single, 80-100 foot scarf.

allon-sy:

bennyscrotch:

shercock-block:

diaryofawriter:

thefoxxybenedict:

I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.

i did!

> TAKES ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS BOOKS IN HISTORY
> ‘FEELS LIKE I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO’S ACTUALLY READ IT’

Freshman year Summer reading book :)

BEST BOOK EVER

It hurts me to know there are people who haven’t.

confuzedeclectic:

krusca:

antoinetheswan:

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte 
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien 
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole (attempted)
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

39…not bad

XD 7. i have a couple of these books but i just havent gotten around to reading ‘em

23. Actually a little disappointed in that number, it could be a lot better.

#i know this feel

Only the Kwisatz Haderach knows this feel.

box-of-poptarts:

tugamaggie:

sherlocktardisbluescarf:

morticiamunroe:

fuckyeahcaptainamerica:

proemer submitted: 

Sometimes even Cap needs help

RIGHT IN THE FEELS

scREECHES

EVEN BETTER BECAUSE THE DOCTOR IS IN MARVEL COMICS

Earth-5556. I don’t know how to feel about knowing this.

rumbleroarforever:

becca11389:

Tom Hiddleston should be the 12th Doctor.

I don’t even watch this show and I agree.

I can get behind this, but I’d prefer an older (40+) Doctor for a change. Not that the modern show is ever likely to let up on its reliance on sex appeal.

kookykat:

thorsbutt:

witchtrees:

zombiepeas:

sassysnow:

mrjackles:

sweetestel:

Directed by Jon Favreau, written by J.J. Abrams and Erik Kripke.

Is it me or does this sound really good, in a omfg we’re all going to suffer so much way?

finally something to look forward to on mondays

JOINING THE FANDOM

WHEN

WHEN

OHMIGOD

SOLD

WHEN

AIIEEEEEEEE

where do i sign up for the fandom pls

i know right i cant wait *_*

Eh. Could be interesting if they address all the ways the concept doesn’t make sense. Also if Gus breaking bad gets lots of screentime.